Grow a Boyfriend

£2.99

No more farting in bed, no more pee all over the toilet seat. End your days of back chat, eye rolling and mother-in-laws from hell. With our Grow Your Own Boyfriend you can eliminate all the negatives of having a real life boyfriend and begin to reap the benefits instead. Sure he's a teeny tiny hunk, but pop him in a bowl of water and he'll soon become the pocket sized other half that will love and cherish you.

A hilarious gift for a single friend or unlucky in love colleague, our Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy is the ideal man. All you have to do to make your own is pop him in some room temperature water and watch him magically grow over 3 days to 500% his original size. A novelty gift that can be appreciated by all ages (as long as they're not taken!) this little guy will never let you down or run off with your best friend!

  • Approx. 7 cm tall and can expand up to 500% his original size!
  • Magically expands when you put him in room temperature water.
  • Shrinks slowly back to his original size when taken out of water.
  • Can be grown again and again, just put him back in water.
  • Non-toxic (but do not go chewing him).